my do not want list..

So, seeing as everyone seems to have a 'wants' list these days, I started thinking about my 'do not want list,' (can't help the mid 20's angst busting out sometimes)... and its a good trick if you're broke and can't shop...

I do not want..

1. to ever have bad eyebrows.
-if a friend ever told me my eyebrows looked weird I would be utterly crushed.

2. to become someone who eats in for all their meals; I know its an expensive habit but i LOVE eating out.

3. to not find a pair of perfect non-denim trendy trouser pants (ok ok I know thats kind of cheating )..

4. to start stressing out about school or a career; I've gone this far without it and I quite like not pulling my hair out over a subjective grade from a professor who has a lower intelligence than my iphone..

5.to ever lose touch with my friends. you are all so amazing...

And finally...

6. I do not want to have to begin showering in the morning. showering is already so dreadful for me, factoring in the shitty feeling of waking up and the freezing cold of the am... no thanks.

What is on your do not want lists?