HA! another reason why I loathe these awful things...

It's bad enough that they're called 'flip flops.' I understand there is a need for them AT THE BEACH, not when you're wearing jeans because its too cold for shorts and your in the city. Its gross, and here is some proof:

READ NY DAILY NEWS ARTICAL HERE

again, yuck.

you're my cupcake and my loincloth

Sorry if anyone is disliking all these vid clips... I quite enjoy them.
Especially when the clip starts out with the translation "I am red and I love you, your my cupcake and my loincloth"

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY

How lucky am I that both these gems come out on my birthday ?! Maybe I should throw back this years celebration to the days of turning 10 where you had cake and presents in a tiny little room that smelt like mold at the movie theatre. Anyone down? I promise to spike the punch...

Must.....See.....

If anyone calls me skinny again I'm eating a cupcake

Ok, first, I'm very sorry for making you look at that photo. But I hate to admit we live in a world consumed with constantly looking thinner and thinner, where extremities are indulged and taken to a whole new level. It seems like no one really knows what is healthy these days when at one end we've got euro runway models and the other chubby women in dove ads, both who don't look very inspiring to me.
I've recently gained around 2-4 lbs (its just a guess as I don't own a scale), but I must say I'm liking it better than whatever I was before. Even the bf says "I hold weight well," whatever that means (?) but I'll take it as a compliment. I do think I look more proportioned with a tad bit of meat on me, even if my friend's new bf just told me I have "big muscular thighs."
Now I don't mean to get all Tyra Banks preachy on you to love who you are whatever weight that may be; trust me, I do not condone fatness, obesity, or overweightness in ANY way. People who are oboose (my word for singular obese people, goose=1, geese=many, right?) are unhealthy and gross and have stirred up a creepy fascination in me about how they go about living life, because I just simply do NOT understand (ie. how to 2 oboose people have sex?).
If you think I'm harsh, I beg you to watch a 300+ woman rolly pollying around the ground at disneyland eating, correction, devouring a huge slow-roasted turkey leg and let me know if you still think I'm mean.
So please all, embrace that extra pound or two, and do not strive for a thin appearance just for the sake of being thin, because in today's world our idea of thin is pictured in the above... and its grotesque.

"Synthetic sweeteners will make you retarded, and 54 other reasons I'll never cut carbs" -HCP

Ever thought what the title of your memoir would be if you had one? HCP sure has a bunch of ideas which I find amazing (favorite in title). Here's mine so far:

Noah Cyrus: my reasons why not to bear offspring.

The do's and don'ts of using a credit card.

Social networking can go to hell for ruining my precious little time on this planet.

Hi vodka, so glad you could make it. Marijuana you came too! So nice to see you again friends...

Those are the ones that popped up in my mind, I'm sure you all have way better ones.

reading my mind?

This blog I just found basically rips the words right outta my head onto the interweb; even the ones I never knew I was thinking but once read realized must have been in my head at some point... creepy.

High Class Problem

Enjoy.. I know it's been awhile since a post.